I woke up this morning home alone and thought, PERFECT, but then the doorbell rang a bit later and a whole bunch of family members came storming through my house and apparently more are coming later. I asked what the occasion was but then they reminded me there doesn’t need to be an occasion to hang out. Of course, how could I forget? Alrighty then, happy pre-MLK day to you too. 

Agh my neighbors. Why do you park half your truck onto the sidewalk, why? Why?