Oh my name? Yeah, I get that a lot. I'm not that interesting, so yeah.
Quality Christmas party.
*Walking down the aisle at Trader Joe’s when suddenly a lady passes by eating merchandise*
Ary: *Looks at me
Me: *Looks at Ary
Both: I HOPE SHE PAYS FOR THAT
*Playing 10 fingers
Someone: I’ve never gotten pregnant
Me: OH psh, *claps and puts finger down*
Me: …
Me: WAIT NO
(I never got the clapping bit, never played that way…)
Someone: I’ve never kissed a boy
Ary: *keeps finger up
Someone: I’ve never had sex
Ary: *Claps and puts finger down
Me: OKAY SO YOU’VE NEVER KISSED A BOY….
Ary: WAIT NO I TAKE THAT BACK
*Getting out of a packed car at the parking lot*
Some guy: Hehehe PARTY BUS
Me: More like a clown car…
*At the pet store
Me: You should take a picture under the self-wash sign!
Aleesa: Okay! *poses
Me: *Takes picture
Employee: Are you finding everything alright?
Us: Oh uh yeah…thanks
Someone: Kate put on the reindeer antlers, it matches your christmas sweater!
Kate: It’s missing a bell on one antler…gay reindeer
There’s more I know it…oh well haha
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bubblies said:
omg no I don’t put my finger down for kissing if I’ve never done it sooo
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